Uriel Simon & Dimitry Simonit – I Sniff A Perv Like Me
The best thing about having tenants? Their underwear. When I started working in this hotel, I thought I would hate it, but then I discovered the pleasure of finding my tenant’s underwear in the laundry room. The first time I smelled a pair of used boxers, something changed inside me; that smell turned me on more than anything in the world, so I kept doing it. This time, I got caught. Dimitri, my business partner, saw me sniffing the new tenant’s underwear, but instead of judging me, he did it too, taking a long, deep sniff. I swear that’s the...